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I was challenged by this slut at school to find the funniest, most random facts I could, so I worked day and night trying to find them so I could be deemed the "Fun Fact Queen." But then the little whorebag had me disqualified for consulting other people. So now I have all of these random facts and I don't know what to do with them, so I threw them on here. | 
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~pneumonoultramicroscopicsillicovolcanoconiosis is the longest word in the english medical dictionary. It`s a disease you contract from micro-scopic volcanic ash on some island in the south pacific that causes your brain to basically deteroriate ~That little area between your nose and your upper lip is called columella nasi ~You can get about 50,000 words out of one pencil. ~Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants. ~On average, right handed people live nine years longer than the left-handed. ~More people are killed by donkeys than are killed in air crashes. ~It takes 540 peanuts to make a 12 ounce jar of peanut butter ~Arichbutyrophobia is the fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth. ~When you lick a stamp, you're consuming a tenth of a calorie. ~Ants always fall over on their right side when intoxicated. ~It takes 2011 licks to demolish a whole toosie role pop. It takes 750-800 to get to the center. ~The average person will eat 1/2 ton of cheese in their life time. ~An elephant is the only land animal that can't jump. ~If a moose could speak words it's vocal cords still wouldn't be able to produce the word lasagna. ~The average kitchen sponge has 200 times more diarrhea-causing germs than the average toilet seat ~There are more chickens on the world then people ~There are more plastic flamingoes in the US than real ones ~In Switzerland it is illegal to flush your toilet if you live in an apartment. ~Twinkies can stay fresh for 100 years ~A cockroach can live for 9 days with out a head and then it dies of starvation ~In the middle ages they would catapult flaming heads and diseases cows over castle walls ~Hippopotomonstosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words ~The state of Florida is bigger than England. ~New York declared its state muffin the Apple Muffin in 1987. ~It's against the law in Chicago to eat in a place that is on fire ~In Uruguay intoxication is a legal excuse for having an accident while driving. ~If you put a rat in cola, it will dissolve ~If a man watches a woman undress in front of a window, he can be arrested as a peeping tom, if a woman watches a man undress in front of a window, she can have him arrested for indecent exposure. ~In Natoma, Kansas, it's illegal to throw knives at men wearing striped suits ~In California, it's against the law to use your dirty underwear as a dust rag. ~The water we have on earth today is the only water we will ever have. It is exactly the same amount of water as there was millions of years ago. There is no new water. ~Most lipstick contains fish scales ~It takes an average of 345 squirts to make a gallon of milk from a cows udder ~Warner Communications paid $28 million for the copyright of Happy Birthday ~In san salvador, drunk drivers can be punished by death before a firing squad ~The longest recorded monopoly game was 1680 hours (70 days) ~There are more telephones than people in washington dc ~The mongoose was not allowed to enter the us until it was dead in 1902 ~4000 people are injured by tea pots each year ~Dry fish food make goldfish constipated ~A little more than half the people in the us fold their toilet paper rather than wad it ~Plastic lawn flamingos are more numerous in the us than real flamingos ~A can of spam is opened every 4 seconds ~An ostrich egg would take 4 hours to hard boil ~After the mayflower was no longer needed, it was disassembled and made into a barn ~In an average day, a child will ask 437 questions ~More people are alive today than have ever died ~The graham cracker was first used to combat alcoholism ~In the beginning of his career sherlock holmes used cocaine ~It is illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while youre sitting on a curb in st louis ~Goethe could only write if he had a rotting apple in the drawer of his desk ~the sanskrit word for war means desire for more cows ~The phrase rule of thumb is derived from an old english law which stated that you couldnt beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb ~Pacific islanders believed the world was a giant coconut ~Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously ~Cranberries are sorted for ripeness by bouncing them. A fully ripened cranberry bounces like a basketball ~the giant squid has the largest eye in the world ~certain frogs can be frozen solid then thawed, and continue living ~napoleon constructed his battle plans in a sandbox ~in PA, ministers are forbidden to perform marriage ceremonies when either the bride or the groom is drunk ~the number of hamburgers sold from McDonalds has sold 12 times the total world population ~los angeless real name is El pueblo de nuestra senora la reina de los angeles de porcinucula ~dueling is legal in paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood doners ~tug-of-war was an olympic event from 1900-1920 ~in michelangelos ceiling painting of the sistine chapel, pope julius III pressured him to finish the giant painting on time. For this, michelangelo didnt like him and placed him in hell when he painted the judgement day scene
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