I've searched far and low to find quotes that have expressed my views on religion. Here ya go:

~If the bible proves the existence of god, comic books prove the existence of superman

~The sky goes on forever and time never began. Religion complicates everything

~Organized religion is a sham for weak-minded people

~I found out I was god when I was praying and realized I was talking to myself

~Out of convicted rapists, 57% admitted to reading pornography. 95% admitted to reading the bible.

~If god can do anything, he can make a stone so heave even he can't lift it. Then there's something god cannot do: he can not lift the stone. Therefore, god does not exist - Lucretuis (Roman poet)

~If Jesus had been killed 20 years ago, little school childen would be wearing electric chairs around their necks and not little crosses

~Christianity is the most absurd and bloody disease that has ever plagued the earth

~God as just a convenient personification of the powers that be, the universe, and all that is beyond your understanding or control

~Lets stop praying for someone to save us and start saving ourselves

~Every religion is a cult if you look at it right

~God is probably the biggest underachiever in the universe. All that infinite power and he creates 43 species of parrots, a male nipple, and about 13 different foods with the same flavor:chicken. Does that make sense to you? Me either.

~A religious war is like fighting over who has the strongest imaginary friend

~If money is the root of all evil, why do churches want it so badly?

~Freedom of religion includes freedom from religion

~"God did it" is not a valid scientific theory

~If there is a god, religion must seem to him as more of an insult than athiesm

~The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than a drunk man is happier than a sober one

~We tell kids to believe in Santa to keep them in line until Christmas. We tell everyone else to believe in god to keep them in line the rest of the time.