1. When people breathe through their noses
2. Cracking knuckles
3. Fingernails on a chalkboard
4. People stopping in the middle of the hall right in front of you and you cant get around
5. When people don't wash their hands after using the bathroom
6. When people don't pronounce the 'h' in words like 'human'
7. People who can't sit still
8. Andrew Butz
9. 'Dawg'
10. Derogatory phrases
11. When someone interrupts you when you're talking
12. 'Like 'ya know' 'um'
13. Unsanitary conditions in restaurants
14. Guys with long nails
15. Having to repeat yourself because someone didn't hear you
16. Anything pink
17. People ignoring you
18. Side conversations
19. 'Make me'
20. Backseat drivers
21. Working
22. When you're in a bad mood and no one will leave you alone
23. Smoking
24. People who try to explain something, can't, and say 'never mind'
25. Does this make me look fat?
26. Really high heels
27. People who talk behind your back
28. Hearing 'I'm sorry' when you know they don't mean it
29. People who run really fast knocking into you and not apologizing
30. People who think they're cool
31. Trying to type a really long list of things and your computer is going really slow
32. Slackers that dont do anything and you have to do all of the work, and then they still get credit for it
33. Followers
34. When a black pen suddenly runs out and you are forced to use a different colored pen to finish what you were writing
35. Smelly bathrooms
36. Nagging
37. Those one-strap bookbags
38. When people who try to act a certain way to impress people
39. When the clock stops and you look at it and think it's still that time
40. People who make the wrong assumptions
41. When people think youre being racist because you say you dont like something about a person that just happens to be from a different race
42. White pants
43. Open drawers that you bump your knees on
44. Crosswalk lights that tell you to walk when there's oncoming traffic
45. Double parking when youre the one who's parked on the inside
46. Writing that isnt legible
47. Cars with booming bass that drive by your house when you're trying to sleep
48. When people pretend to have no voice and then try to make you feel bad for them
49. Sweaty hands
50. People who make jokes that aren't funny but you have to pretend to laugh
51. Dirty fingernails
52. When the telephone keeps ringing and then you finally pick it up and the person hangs up
53. When people stare at you
54. People who keep changing their minds a lot
55. People who think they're cute but really aren't
56. When you're talking to someone and then a completely random person comes along and starts finishing your sentences for you (Margaret)
57. People looking over your shoulder
58. When people point at their wrists when they ask for the time. I know where my fucking watch is!
59. Sporks
60. People who don't listen to you
61. People who keep poking you and touching you when you're not in the mood
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63. Heavy doors that are hard to open
64. People who move their mouths when they read
65. Spiders
66. When people sigh excessively
67. When people don't pronounce the 'r' in a word (cah)
68. Papercuts
69. The number 69
70. When people walk on the backs of your shoes
71. When people constantly drum on tables
72. Smart asses
73. 'kewl' and 'asl?'
74. People who sneeze, cough, etc., without covering their noses or mouth
75. Britney Spears and teenyboppers
76. Overly religious people that preach to you
77. Geiko: a 15 minute call could save you 15% or more on car insurance
78. People who get farther in life even though they are less qualified
79. Brussel sprouts/lima beans
80. People who chew with their mouth open
81. Pimples that don't go away
82. Sun ripened raspberry hand lotion by Bath and Body Works
83. Homework over the weekend
84. Women with really short spiky hair
85. Hey! Where's the cream filling? Now thats the stuff! Hostess
86. When you go out of your way to be nice to someone but they are really rude back
87. People who smack their lips/chew gum while theyre talking
88. Being a left handed person when the mouse is on the right side of the computer
89. Hand lotion that smells really good but doesnt moisturize your hands, and lotion that moisturizes really well but smells horrible
90. Finding hairs in your food
91. Artificial tans that make you look orange
92. When your feet are cold and you cant find any socks to wear
93. When you're in the car with someone who likes the music you hate and that's all they listen to
94. When people have huge whiteheads and refuse to pop them
95. When people randomly stop by when you're not dressed for company
96. When people stop listening to you while you're talking, especially when it's something important to you
97. mean people
98. The Yankees
99. Really tall people who insist on wearing huge shoes to make them even taller
100. When you're on the bus and people are screaming and won't shut up
101. When you open a soda, and then put it down next to someone elses soda and then you dont know whose soda is whose
102. Telemarketers
103. Having an itch you can't reach
104. When you really have to pee and you're waiting for the person to come out of the bathroom and you're dancing around looking like an idiot
105. One ply toilet paper. Ouch!
106. When every other word out of someones mouth is a swear
107. When people make comments that are just unnecessary
108. When people start laughing at a private joke and say you had to be there
109. When youre in a rush and everything goes wrong to slow you down
110. When someone keeps breathing on you especially if they have really bad breath
111. When you're writing with a pencil and the side of your hand turns gray
112. When people stand really close to you, watching everything you do
113. Stupid people
114. Bitchy managers
115.When people are fake just to be polite
116. When people are fake just because thats the way they are
117. Fake people :)
118. Long lists like this
119. When people think you like them but you really don't, or when you like someone and you find out they think you're really annoying
120. Not being able to understand people with thick accents
121. Cotton candy perfume
122. People who smell like smoke
123. Stereotypes
124. When people spit on you when they talk
125. People who talk to themselves
126. Hair in the shower and in the soap
127. When people walk around talking on a cell phone and don't pay attention to anything else
128. Rude customers (you can only understand this if you work in retail)
129. When you're blamed for something you didn't do and then you get in trouble for it
130. mosquito bites and bee stings
131. When you just can't think of a word thats on the tip of your tongue
132. When people don't comb/brush their hair
133. Allergies
134. Being sick
135. People who can't spell

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